Trophy Wives

Bumping Urns (w/ Tory Lee Ward)

The hilarious Tory Lee Ward joins the guys this week. She shares an insane story about a crooked local mortician whose place of business came into her family’s possession. We debate the art of being mean to bewildered, innocent people and Noah announces his gun has finally arrived! Things are gonna change around here real soon…
 
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The Worst Bomb of All Time

The boys convene again this week to discuss living in cocoons of dirty laundry, showering homeless people with money and the times we almost cried on stage. Shameful stuff all around.

Ben’s Apartment

Ben tells the most incredible story I’ve heard in my life for about five minutes before he tells another story that immediately tops it. Noah explains the different strata of Elden Ring players. Get in here.

Science is Fake, Tarot is Real

What we in showbiz call a "doozy" of an ep. We cover all of history's greatest monsters (Mao, Cosby, Ashton Kutcher) Nik thought it was conventional wisdom that puddle water was clean, Noah gives us a crash course in Jung and Ben talks about his favorite nude reality shows.

Makin' a Love Potion

Ben talks coolest chess guys; Nik has no idea how to fix his sink and Noah explains how to refine your Instagram reels until they're a direct antenna to The Devil.
 

Anti-Norse Propaganda

Noah and Ben share train-hopping tips, we swap stories about movie theater freaks, Nik gets defensive of his millennial status, and it should go without saying but we condemn the actions of Imperial Japan. 
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Broken Hands

This one has it all. Noah dishes on Bohemian Grove, Nik mixes up Ram Dass and Timothy Leary, Ben reveals a delightful boyhood fantasy, and we discuss the finer differences between jelqing and edging. Lock in.

The Church of The Sun

Producer Zack sits in for Ben this week and tells us about an insane documentary one of his professors directed and Noah recalls childhood memories of being awoken by the chants of a cult who would meet on a hill near his house and Nik has been filling his head with nonsense about Russian tunnels to Hell. 

And We're Back

Took an extended break there, huh? Well don't worry your lumpy little head about it, we're back and we've got lots to tell you about the beauty of the North Korean subway system and the mail-order brides of Odessa, Ukraine. Noah gets something called "niccups" and Ben discovers that White Elephant exchanges aren't an ancient Hebrew ritual.

With Apologies To The Jabbawockeez

We reveal an easy lifehack for increasing your rope-shooting distance, discuss the scariest dance troupes and contemplate which off-broadway performers you'd most hate to find in bed with your wife.