Trophy Wives

Grandaddy Longlegs

The spirit of Mother Theresa enters Ben's body, Nik flirts with becoming a Christmas guy and Noah reminisces about his misadventures with over-the-counter cough medicine.

Rural Croatia's Right To Goon

This was recorded before the election (congratulations President Harris!) Probably one of the wildest eps we'll ever do. The boys give a quick recap of their Halloween adventures, we recall times we embarrassed ourselves trying to sound smart in front of women, Nik and Ben lock antlers over the age-old debate of whether or not space is demonic. 

Sneaker Males

Nurse your Halloween hangover with the boys. Noah dishes on his ex who tried to summon the ghost of Hitler, Ben gives us an education on the sexual betas of the animal kingdom and Nik reveals another horrible secret or two. You're not getting this anywhere else.

Summer Penis

On this episode we're asking the important questions: If Criss Angel is so powerful why didn't he stop Stephen Paddock? Can you eat pussy if you have a short ass tongue? Do Noah and Ben have visually identical penises? The answers will shake you to your core.

Jiro Dreams of Pissing

The boys return to their weekly summit to help Nik brainstorm ways to tag and capture the homeless man who punched his girlfriend, we condemn the shocking albeit creative misdoings of Diddy and give a quick tutorial on how to run doordash scams. This is the only podcast you'll ever need.

Ben Strikes Gold

The boys are back again this week to discuss the light and dark sides of Katt Williams, the hottest guys Richard Pryor fucked and the feral hookers of the pacific northwest. The episode got cut off early due to faulty equipment, it's still a ramshackle operation for now but be warned we have plans for our own compound soon...

The Community Gun

In the inaugural episode of Trophy Wives Ben recounts his adventure driving cross country with a car full of illegal snakes, Nik gets serious about circumcision and Noah inherits a sentimental gun.