Trophy Wives

Hermit Crabs

Noah tells us about the coolest drug dealer of all time, we ponder what’s beyond the ice wall and Ben gives Nik and Zack a zoological education.

Bigger Than Elvis (w/ Keaton Ford)

Chicago comic Keaton Ford stops by the pod this week to talk everything from Charlie Kirk’s big ass head, the forbidden romances between line cooks and waitresses and we entertain a fascinating hypothetical involving The King of Rock and Roll. An all timer.
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Weekend Waffles

Our most neurodiverse episode yet.

The Chinese Century (w/ Owen Damon)

The very funny Owen Damon joins the boys this week for a sprawling episode where we cover everything from nude comedy shows, Obama the musical, impending Chinese supremacy and the treacherous lies of Falun Gong and Owen caps it off with some incredible sea stories from his time on an Alaskan Fishing boat. A truly ridiculous episode.

A Pool, A Chimp and A Baby

Audio only this week, Producer Zack was out with a cold. The boys get down to brass tacks on a number of serious issues: The untapped potential of remaining attached to your umbilical cord into adulthood, taking pet medicine on the BART and we all decide which races we’d like to be. 

Mona Lisa Smile (w/ Bryan Bixby)

Bryan Bixby stops by the show this week to join in on some good, clean fun ragging on Bev Vance and The Mona Lisa. We also talk the subhumans who play bar trivia, our childhood friends who succumbed to their lust for violence and Nik proposes a very intriguing hypothetical…
 
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Bumping Urns (w/ Tory Lee Ward)

The hilarious Tory Lee Ward joins the guys this week. She shares an insane story about a crooked local mortician whose place of business came into her family’s possession. We debate the art of being mean to bewildered, innocent people and Noah announces his gun has finally arrived! Things are gonna change around here real soon…
 
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The Worst Bomb of All Time

The boys convene again this week to discuss living in cocoons of dirty laundry, showering homeless people with money and the times we almost cried on stage. Shameful stuff all around.

Ben’s Apartment

Ben tells the most incredible story I’ve heard in my life for about five minutes before he tells another story that immediately tops it. Noah explains the different strata of Elden Ring players. Get in here.

Science is Fake, Tarot is Real

What we in showbiz call a "doozy" of an ep. We cover all of history's greatest monsters (Mao, Cosby, Ashton Kutcher) Nik thought it was conventional wisdom that puddle water was clean, Noah gives us a crash course in Jung and Ben talks about his favorite nude reality shows.