Trophy Wives

And We're Back

Took an extended break there, huh? Well don't worry your lumpy little head about it, we're back and we've got lots to tell you about the beauty of the North Korean subway system and the mail-order brides of Odessa, Ukraine. Noah gets something called "niccups" and Ben discovers that White Elephant exchanges aren't an ancient Hebrew ritual.

With Apologies To The Jabbawockeez

We reveal an easy lifehack for increasing your rope-shooting distance, discuss the scariest dance troupes and contemplate which off-broadway performers you'd most hate to find in bed with your wife. 

Blowing Your Job Interview (in GTA)

Noah reflects on fond memories of running through The Tenderloin in San Francisco, Producer Zack tells us about his time moonlighting as a wagie in GTA online, Ben and Noah bully Nik about having no tattoos on his supple, virgin skin.
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God's Whippets

The boys reminisce about living in houses so rundown that the local homeless population would just enter and exit as they pleased, we lightly defend The Taliban and Nik begins looking into Galaxy Gas for research purposes.
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Neanderthal Women

Wait until you hear how much they can bench press.

Snake Euthanasia (w/ Jake Silberman)

Jake Silberman joins the boys to discuss the most egregious cases of cop-on-snake violence, the politics of Zyns and grindset influencers.
 
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Grandaddy Longlegs

The spirit of Mother Theresa enters Ben's body, Nik flirts with becoming a Christmas guy and Noah reminisces about his misadventures with over-the-counter cough medicine.

Rural Croatia's Right To Goon

This was recorded before the election (congratulations President Harris!) Probably one of the wildest eps we'll ever do. The boys give a quick recap of their Halloween adventures, we recall times we embarrassed ourselves trying to sound smart in front of women, Nik and Ben lock antlers over the age-old debate of whether or not space is demonic. 

Sneaker Males

Nurse your Halloween hangover with the boys. Noah dishes on his ex who tried to summon the ghost of Hitler, Ben gives us an education on the sexual betas of the animal kingdom and Nik reveals another horrible secret or two. You're not getting this anywhere else.

Summer Penis

On this episode we're asking the important questions: If Criss Angel is so powerful why didn't he stop Stephen Paddock? Can you eat pussy if you have a short ass tongue? Do Noah and Ben have visually identical penises? The answers will shake you to your core.